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![My love comes in three sizes: Small, medium, and fully erect.]()
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~ Jarod KintzMy love comes in three sizes: Small, medium, and fully erect. -
~ Jarod KintzWith anal sex, I suggest you start gently. Find a slender midget. Or a member of Congress. -
![It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.]()
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~ Jarod KintzIt's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food. -
~ Jarod KintzI'm wearing a boxing glove, but I'm not a fighter. I'm a lover with a fist-like erection. -
~ Jarod Kintz, Sleepwalking is resterciseWill work for food. Will work for sex. Will work for the weekend, but I won't work five consecutive days for it. -
![Reading-it's the third best thing to do in bed.]()
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~ Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is InvisibleReading-it's the third best thing to do in bed. -
~ Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No TitleShe looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I'd like to make love to. Love / Women / Love Making -
~ Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousHere is my naked body. Take a long look at what nobody else can look at. And hurry up, before all the spectators show up. -
~ Jarod KintzThey say a sneeze is 1/10th of an orgasm. Perhaps that's why it takes me 18 seconds to sneeze. -
~ Jarod Kintz, Seriously delirious, but not at all seriousWho'd cum first, you or your clone? To find out, why don't you go fuck yourself?
