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  • My love comes in three sizes: Small, medium, and fully erect.Upload to Facebook
    My love comes in three sizes: Small, medium, and fully erect.
    ~ Jarod Kintz
    Erection   
  • It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.Upload to Facebook
    It's absolutely unfair for women to say that guys only want one thing: sex. We also want food.
    ~ Jarod Kintz
    Funny   
  • Reading-it's the third best thing to do in bed.
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    Reading-it's the third best thing to do in bed.

    ~ Jarod Kintz, This Book Title is Invisible
    Books / Humour   
  • I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I've ever served to an unsuspecting customer.Upload to Facebook
    I once made love to a taco shell stuffed with rancid meat and watery tomato bits. It was the best sex I've ever served to an unsuspecting customer.
    ~ Jarod Kintz
    Weird   
  • If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.Upload to Facebook
    If sex were shoes, I'd wear you out. But I wouldn't wear you out in public.
    ~ Jarod Kintz
    Interesting   
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