A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. |
A man sleeps around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes 19 or 20 mistakes, she's a trump. |
It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who. |
I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, "the man goes on top and the woman underneath". For three years, my husband and I slept in bunk beds. |
A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. |
I've got no bosoms. In Africa they want to name an underdeveloped nation after me. |
I saw my first porno film the other day. It was a Jewish porno film - one minute of sex, nine minutes of guilt. |
My first sexual experience took about a minute and a half- and that includes my buying the dress. |