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  • It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who. Upload to Facebook
    It's so long since I've had sex I've forgotten who ties up who.
    ~ Joan Rivers
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  • I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, `the man goes on top and the woman underneath`. For three years, my husband and I slept in bunk beds.Upload to Facebook
    I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was, "the man goes on top and the woman underneath". For three years, my husband and I slept in bunk beds.
    ~ Joan Rivers
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  • A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp. Upload to Facebook
    A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp.
    ~ Joan Rivers
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  • My first sexual experience took about a minute and a half- and that includes my buying the dress.Upload to Facebook
    My first sexual experience took about a minute and a half- and that includes my buying the dress.
    ~ Joan Rivers
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