Bollywood SMS

  • The sale of Daily Health Supplement - REVITAL has fallen down dramatically after Salman Khan declared that he is a 'virgin'!
  • Salman's episode of Koffee With Karan to be called "Irish Koffee with Karan"!
  • Why did the 'maid' run away after washing the utensil?
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    Because the utensil became 'SHINEY'!
  • Uday Chopra qualifies to act (?) in all in all 'Dhoom' movies because he's from
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    the "Management Quota"!
  • How was Velcro discovered?
    It all happened in the 1990s, when Akshay Kumar and Anil Kapoor hugged each other without a shirt!
  • Sunita to her hubby, Anil Kapoor, "Love is in the hair"!
  • Krrish 3 Logic:
    Kaal (Vivek Oberoi) is made from Rohit's (Krrish's father) DNA.
    That's how he is Krrish's brother.
    And Kaya (Kangana Ranaut) is made from Kaal's and Chameleon's DNA.
    So logically, she is Kaal's daughter.
    Kaya falls in love with Krrish; but he is his Chacha (Paternal Uncle)!
  • Somewhere between Satya and Satya 2, we all grew up... with the exception of Ram Gopal Verma!
  • Researches have proved that keeping Krrish 3 songs as your alarm tone would make u wake up instantly and won't let you sleep for the next 24 hrs!
  • It's widely believed that it's the same person who
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    composed the Krrish 3 songs and writes the speeches for Rahul Gandhi!
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