Bollywood SMS

  • Whenever Om Puri went late to school, all children remarked, .
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    "OMlette aaya hai!"
  • Is it just a coincidence that Rohit Shetty has both 'Hit' and 'Shitty' in his name.
    ~ Tweet
  • If Rohit Shetty was the director of "Veer-Zaara", he would have named it "Samjhauta Express"!
  • SRK's Chennai Express has been a super-hit in the International Market. This is conclusive proof that there never was any brain drain!
  • What's the best scene in "Chennai Express"?
    The Interval!
  • Worst journeys of my life:
    5. Hisar Amritsar Passenger
    4. Delhi-Agra Passenger
    3. Mahananda Express
    2. Ludhiana Ferozpur Passenger
    1. SRK's Chennai Express
  • The best way to avoid Chennai Express is to book ticket via IRCTC!
  • Promoting a Hindi movie in Chennai (Chennai Express) is like promoting Rapidex speaking course to Manmohan Singh!
  • How no one at "Killer Jeans" thought of signing Salman as a brand ambassador!
  • After the huge success of "Bhaag Milkha Bhaag", Rakeysh Omprakash Mehra is working on a new movie.
    It is to be titled
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    "Bol Manmohan Bol"!
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