I'm not cynical about marriage or romance. I enjoyed being married. And although being single was fun for a while, there was always the risk of dating someone who'd owned a lunch box with my picture on it. |
Nothing defines humans better than their willingness to do irrational things in the pursuit of phenomenally unlikely payoffs. This is the principle behind lotteries, dating, and religion. |
I'm much more interested in what an actor has to say about something substantial and important than who they're dating or what clothes they're wearing or some other asinine, insignificant aspect of their life. |
I can't wait for my little sisters to start dating, because it will really be fun to pick on their boyfriends. |
I prefer ordinary girls - you know, college students, waitresses, that sort of thing. Most of the girls I go out with are just good friends. Just because I go out to the cinema with a girl, it doesn't mean we are dating. |
About age 30 most women think about having children, most men think about dating them. |
I've been dating since I was fifteen. I'm exhausted. Where is he? |
I have a lot of boyfriends, I want you to write that. Every country I visit, I have a different boyfriend. And I kiss them all. |
Dating is the social engagement with the threat of sex at its conclusion. |
The perfect date for me would be staying at home, making a big picnic in bed, eating Wotsits and cookies while watching cable TV. |