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![Doctor: Hey, how are you?
Patient: I am good.<br/>
Doctor: Then what are you doing in my clinic, it's not a park!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Hey, how are you? Patient: I am good.
Doctor: Then what are you doing in my clinic, it's not a park! -
![Reporter to Doctor: What was the biggest mistake of your life?<br/>
Doctor: Two years ago, I increased my consultation fees from Rs. 300 to Rs. 500!]()
Upload to Facebook Reporter to Doctor: What was the biggest mistake of your life?
Doctor: Two years ago, I increased my consultation fees from Rs. 300 to Rs. 500! -
![Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes.<br/>
Patient: And how much will it cost?<br/>
Dentist: It's 1500.<br/>
Patient: What?! 1500 for just a few minutes work?<br/>
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like!]()
Upload to Facebook Dentist: I have to pull the aching tooth, but don't worry it will take just five minutes.
Patient: And how much will it cost?
Dentist: It's 1500.
Patient: What?! 1500 for just a few minutes work?
Dentist: I can extract it very slowly if you like! -
![Doctor to patient: You are very sick.<br/>
Patient: Can I get a second opinion?<br/>
Doctor: Yes, you are very ugly too!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor to patient: You are very sick.
Patient: Can I get a second opinion?
Doctor: Yes, you are very ugly too! -
![Doctor: Ji Haan Batao, Kya Takleef Hai?<br/>
Girl: Ultiyan Ho Rahi Hain!<br/>
Doctor: Kya Khaya Tha?<br/>
Girl: Pyar Mein Dhokha! Doctor Sahib!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor: Ji Haan Batao, Kya Takleef Hai?
Girl: Ultiyan Ho Rahi Hain!
Doctor: Kya Khaya Tha?
Girl: Pyar Mein Dhokha! Doctor Sahib! -
![Doctor: I think this patient is dying. What blood type is he?<br/>
Nurse: B positive.<br/>
Doctor: Okay. I don't think this patient is dying!]()
Upload to Facebook Doctor: I think this patient is dying. What blood type is he?
Nurse: B positive.
Doctor: Okay. I don't think this patient is dying! -
![A doctor calls up the Radio station:<br/>
Hi, I'd like you to play the song 'Tu Hai Ki Nahi' from the movie 'Roy'.<br/>
RJ: Nice choice, To whom would you like to dedicate this beautiful song?
Doctor: To my patient on ventilator!]()
Upload to Facebook A doctor calls up the Radio station:
Hi, I'd like you to play the song 'Tu Hai Ki Nahi' from the movie 'Roy'.
RJ: Nice choice, To whom would you like to dedicate this beautiful song? Doctor: To my patient on ventilator! -
![Patient: Doctor Main Roj 100 Rs. Ki Dawa Lekar Ja Raha Hun But Koi Faida Nahi Hua!<br/>
Doctor: Achha Chalo Aaj Se 80 Rs. Ki Lekar Jao.<br/>
Patient: Usse Kya Hoga?<br/>
Doctor:Arre 20 Rs. Ka Faida Hoga!]()
Upload to Facebook Patient: Doctor Main Roj 100 Rs. Ki Dawa Lekar Ja Raha Hun But Koi Faida Nahi Hua!
Doctor: Achha Chalo Aaj Se 80 Rs. Ki Lekar Jao.
Patient: Usse Kya Hoga?
Doctor:Arre 20 Rs. Ka Faida Hoga! -
![Santa took his dad for a routine check-up.<br />
Doctor: Your father is very healthy, he did live to be eighty.<br />
Santa: But he's eighty.<br />
Doctor: See? What did I tell you?]()
Upload to Facebook Santa took his dad for a routine check-up.
Doctor: Your father is very healthy, he did live to be eighty.
Santa: But he's eighty.
Doctor: See? What did I tell you? -
Why are dentists always broke?
Because they live from hand to mouth!
