I don't do alcohol anymore - I get the same effect just standing up fast. |
There is nothing better than a friend, unless it is a friend with chocolate. |
Wine makes a man more pleased with himself; I do not say that it makes him more pleasing to others. |
We live too short to drink lousy wine. |
There can't be good living where there is not good drinking. |
One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well. |
Stay busy, get plenty of exercise, and don't drink too much. Then again, don't drink too little. |
I don't have a problem with caffeine. I have a problem without caffeine! |
Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the Bible says love your enemy! |
The way to a man's heart is cooking for him once in a while. Cook everyday and the law of diminishing marginal returns/utility will apply. |