We think fast food is equivalent to pornography, nutritionally speaking. |
There is a lot more juice in grapefruit than meets the eye. |
Nothing would be more tiresome than eating and drinking if God had not made them a pleasure as well as a necessity. |
Vegetables are a must on a diet. I suggest carrot cake, zucchini bread, and pumpkin pie. |
The drunk mind speaks the sober heart. |
Beer is the cause and solution to all of life's problems. |
Zen martini: A martini with no vermouth at all. And no gin, either. |
A woman drove me to drink and I never even had the courtesy to thank her. |
Bacchus has drowned more men than Neptune. |
Human feet are conspicuously absent from beer making. |