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![Girl: I wish you were more romantic.<br />
Boy: I am, just in my own special way... like when I let you have the last slice of pizza!]()
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![Doctor: What do you do when you feel stressed?<br />
Boy: I go to the temple.<br />
Doctor: Good! And do you do meditation there?<br />
Boy: No, I just mix up all the shoes kept inside and watch people feeling more stressed than me!]()
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Boy: I go to the temple.
Doctor: Good! And do you do meditation there?
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![Son: Dad, what happens when you die?<br />
Dad: You go to heaven.<br />
Son: No, I mean when YOU die. Will I get your stuff?]()
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![Waiter: How did you find your steak sir?<br />
Customer: I just looked next to potatoes and there it was!]()
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![Whenever someone asks me why my room is a mess, I simply tell them that...<br />
It's not a mess, it's an obstacle course designed to keep me fit!]()
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![English: Don't worry Mahesh.<br />
Hindi: Mahsewari Mat Kar!]()
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![The older I get the more I realise I love being at home doing nothing!]()
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![I wish every time I said something stupid to my wife, a red squiggly line appeared underneath!]()
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