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![The older I get the more I realise I love being at home doing nothing!]()
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![I wish every time I said something stupid to my wife, a red squiggly line appeared underneath!]()
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![You know when Donkey followed Shrek home and just kept talking?<br />
That's what it's like having kids!]()
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![The word queue is ironic.<br />
It's just a 'q' with a bunch of silent letters waiting in a line!]()
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![School and College reunions are scams. Nobody misses you.<br />
They just want to know if you have made it in life or not!]()
Upload to Facebook School and College reunions are scams. Nobody misses you.
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![A Narcissist's Prayer:<br /><br />
That didn't happen.<br />
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.<br />
And if it was, that's not a big deal.<br />
And if it is, that's not my fault.<br />
And if it was, I didn't mean it.<br />
And if I did, You deserved it!]()
Upload to Facebook A Narcissist's Prayer:
That didn't happen.
And if it did, it wasn't that bad.
And if it was, that's not a big deal.
And if it is, that's not my fault.
And if it was, I didn't mean it.
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![What happens if a politician drowns in a river?
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That is pollution....<br /><br />
What happens if all of them drown?
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That is a solution ....!!!]()
Upload to Facebook What happens if a politician drowns in a river?
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I once fell in love with a girl who only knew 4 vowels.
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Dad: A sweater I purchased was picking up static electricity, so I returned it to the store.
Family: Ok, so?
Dad: They gave me another one free of charge.
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