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When you are dead, you do not know you are dead. It's only painful & difficult for others...
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![Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen?<br/>
They break out in hives!]()
Upload to Facebook Did you know that bees are actually allergic to pollen?
They break out in hives! -
![I was walking past a farm and a sign said `Duck, eggs`<br/>
I thought: `That's an unnecessary comma` and then it hit me!]()
Upload to Facebook I was walking past a farm and a sign said "Duck, eggs"
I thought: "That's an unnecessary comma" and then it hit me! -
![The salesman at the furniture store told me, `This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.`<br/>
I said, `Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?`]()
Upload to Facebook The salesman at the furniture store told me, `This sofa will seat 5 people without any problems.`
I said, `Where the hell am I going to find 5 people without any problems?` -
![Rainy days are so good. You can open all the windows and drink a cold beer in your underwear.<br/>
Not sure why my Uber driver is threatening to call the cops!]()
Upload to Facebook Rainy days are so good. You can open all the windows and drink a cold beer in your underwear.
Not sure why my Uber driver is threatening to call the cops! -
![My uncle has 2 Dobermans called Rolex and Timex.<br/>
They are watch dogs!]()
Upload to Facebook My uncle has 2 Dobermans called Rolex and Timex.
They are watch dogs! -
![Did you hear about the big Lego sale?<br/>
People were lined up for blocks!]()
Upload to Facebook Did you hear about the big Lego sale?
People were lined up for blocks! -
![Why do programmers prefer the dark?<br/>
Because the light attracts bugs!]()
Upload to Facebook Why do programmers prefer the dark?
Because the light attracts bugs! -
![The police just pulled me over and said, `Papers?`<br/>
I said, `Scissors, I win!` and drove off.<br/>
I think he wants a rematch - he's been chasing me for 45 minutes!]()
Upload to Facebook The police just pulled me over and said, "Papers?"
I said, "Scissors, I win!" and drove off.
I think he wants a rematch - he's been chasing me for 45 minutes! -
![It's been months since I bought the book, `How to scam people online.`<br/>
It still hasn't arrived yet!]()
Upload to Facebook It's been months since I bought the book, "How to scam people online."
It still hasn't arrived yet!
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