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That was awkward. Her profile says, `Single`!]()
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![Afghanistan has banned Chess, calling it a dangerous game. Reasons are:<br/>
1. Queen doesn't wear a burkha.<br/>
2. Queen roams freely wherever she wants to.<br/>
3. Queen is more powerful than the King.<br/>
4. Queen goes alone to opponent's territory.<br/>
5. And... most importantly, there's only ONE Queen!]()
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1. Queen doesn't wear a burkha.
2. Queen roams freely wherever she wants to.
3. Queen is more powerful than the King.
4. Queen goes alone to opponent's territory.
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![Doctor, doctor... All five of my boys want to be valets when they grow up!<br/>
Doctor: Sounds like a really bad case of parking sons disease!]()
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![I finally was able to open my shoe store for only large-sized shoes.<br/>
Let me tell you, it was no small feet!]()
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![What's the difference between a literalist and a kleptomaniac?<br/>
A literalist takes things literally.<br/>
A kleptomaniac takes things, literally!]()
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A literalist takes things literally.
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![What's the one vegetable you should never bring on a ship with you?<br/>
A leek!]()
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![Did you hear the joke about the roof?<br/>
Never mind, it's over your head!]()
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Never mind, it's over your head! -
![Why are teddy bears never hungry?<br/>
They're always stuffed!]()
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![I don't understand why banks get upset when a person can't repay a loan.<br/>
You already know that the person had no money when he came to borrow it!]()
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![My girlfriend dumped me due to my obsession with comic books.<br/>
She said I have too many issues!]()
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She said I have too many issues!
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