Jitna Weed Fookna Hai Fook Lo Kyonki... Ek Din Sabko Marijuana Hai! |
I heard the government is putting chips inside of people. I hope I get Doritos! |
My wife wanted an Apple Watch for her birthday. As a good husband, I took her to the fruit market and told her to watch the apples! |
Breaking News: Ab Afghani Chicken Ka Naam Talibani Chicken Kar Diya Gaya Hai! |
Interviewer: What's your weakness? Man: Madam, I get attracted to strangers quickly. Interviewer: Can you explain? Man: Sure, will do anything for you sweetheart! |
Two Eskimos cancelled their marriage at the last minute. They developed cold feet! |
What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common? Same middle name! |
If you love someone, let them go! With petrol at Rs. 107/- per liter, how far will they go? |
This glass of wine just begged me to have my way with it. At least that's what I heard it say anyway! |
Did you know? Replacing your potato chips with grapefruit as a snack you can lose up to 90% of what little joy you still have left in your life! |