What do Winnie the Pooh and Attila the Hun have in common? Same middle name! |
If you love someone, let them go! With petrol at Rs. 107/- per liter, how far will they go? |
This glass of wine just begged me to have my way with it. At least that's what I heard it say anyway! |
Did you know? Replacing your potato chips with grapefruit as a snack you can lose up to 90% of what little joy you still have left in your life! |
To get a beautiful nurse, you must be patient! |
People who don't like Agarbattis are really incenseitive! |
When I learned 'You are what you eat', I realized I was nuts! |
Every morning when I leave the house for work, I get hit by the same bike. Every morning! What a vicious cycle! |
India: Parents have 2-3 kids. USA: Kids have 2-3 parents! |
I don't need cardio, a simple stare from my wife will get my heart rate up to burn calories! |