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Upload to Facebook I tried getting a doctor's appointment today. They said to me "How about 10 tomorrow"?
I said, "Just one is enough!" -
Upload to Facebook They say lonely women love it when men give them company. So when I saw a beautiful lady eating alone, I sat next to her and tried to introduce myself. But she started screaming and asked me to get out of her car.
Women are difficult to comprehend! -
Upload to Facebook Now I know why Jeff Bezos got a divorce?
He needed more space! -
Upload to Facebook How do two French guys share files electronically?
Pierre to Pierre network! -
Upload to Facebook 4 CEOs of big beer companies meet for a drink.
The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller's president orders a Millers and the president of Amstel orders an Amstel.
When it is Heineken's president's turn to order he orders a soda.
Why didn't you order Heineken everyone asks?
Nah, he replies. If you guys aren't having a beer neither will I! -
Upload to Facebook Me: I never had the pleasure of meeting you.
She: Come on, we have met thrice before.
Me: Yes, but I never had the pleasure! -
Upload to Facebook I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.
All it was doing was gathering dust! -
Upload to Facebook Always make sure someone in the relationship has good credit. That's why it's called significant other. Sign/if/I/can't.
Follow me for more marriage tips! -
Upload to Facebook You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
They just pick things up as they go along! -
Upload to Facebook Somewhere in Antilia:
Neeta Ben: Aare Mukess Bhai, one of the taps in bathroom number 238 is leaking. Do you have plumber nu number?
Mukesh Bhai: Na! Maare Paas Nahi Che!
Neeta Ben: Useless you are!
*Reliance buys Just Dial for Rs. 5710 crores*
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