• We all have the power to change at least one thing a day.<br/>
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Please make it your underwear!Upload to Facebook
    We all have the power to change at least one thing a day.
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    Please make it your underwear!
  • Which branch of the military accepts toddlers?<br/>
The infantry!Upload to Facebook
    Which branch of the military accepts toddlers?
    The infantry!
  • Fake Love: I love you, you are my life. You are my world.<br/>
True Love: Block, Unblock, Block, Unblock...!Upload to Facebook
    Fake Love: I love you, you are my life. You are my world.
    True Love: Block, Unblock, Block, Unblock...!
  • Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?<br/>
You just have to listen varicosely!Upload to Facebook
    Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
    You just have to listen varicosely!
  • 6:30 is the best time on a clock...<br/>
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hands down!Upload to Facebook
    6:30 is the best time on a clock...
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    hands down!
  • Exaggerations have become an epidemic.<br/>
They went up by a million percent last year!Upload to Facebook
    Exaggerations have become an epidemic.
    They went up by a million percent last year!
  • My wife had her driving test today. She got 8 out of 10.<br/>
The other 2 jumped out of the way!Upload to Facebook
    My wife had her driving test today. She got 8 out of 10.
    The other 2 jumped out of the way!
  • Behind every 'Successful' businessman... there is a Nationalised Bank!Upload to Facebook
    Behind every 'Successful' businessman... there is a Nationalised Bank!
  • `Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,` I said to my wife.<br/>
She said, `Wear your own then!`Upload to Facebook
    "Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing," I said to my wife.
    She said, "Wear your own then!"
  • Missing someone is a terrible feeling.<br/>
Ask any sniper!Upload to Facebook
    Missing someone is a terrible feeling.
    Ask any sniper!
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