We all have the power to change at least one thing a day. . . . . . . Please make it your underwear! |
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry! |
Fake Love: I love you, you are my life. You are my world. True Love: Block, Unblock, Block, Unblock...! |
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins? You just have to listen varicosely! |
6:30 is the best time on a clock... . . . . . . . hands down! |
Exaggerations have become an epidemic. They went up by a million percent last year! |
My wife had her driving test today. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 jumped out of the way! |
Behind every 'Successful' businessman... there is a Nationalised Bank! |
"Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing," I said to my wife. She said, "Wear your own then!" |
Missing someone is a terrible feeling. Ask any sniper! |