Always make sure someone in the relationship has good credit. That's why it's called significant other. Sign/if/I/can't. Follow me for more marriage tips! |
You know there's no official training for trash collectors? They just pick things up as they go along! |
Somewhere in Antilia: Neeta Ben: Aare Mukess Bhai, one of the taps in bathroom number 238 is leaking. Do you have plumber nu number? Mukesh Bhai: Na! Maare Paas Nahi Che! Neeta Ben: Useless you are! *Reliance buys Just Dial for Rs. 5710 crores* |
We all have the power to change at least one thing a day. . . . . . . Please make it your underwear! |
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry! |
Fake Love: I love you, you are my life. You are my world. True Love: Block, Unblock, Block, Unblock...! |
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins? You just have to listen varicosely! |
6:30 is the best time on a clock... . . . . . . . hands down! |
Exaggerations have become an epidemic. They went up by a million percent last year! |
My wife had her driving test today. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 jumped out of the way! |