• Always make sure someone in the relationship has good credit. That's why it's called significant other. Sign/if/I/can't.<br/>
Follow me for more marriage tips!Upload to Facebook
    Always make sure someone in the relationship has good credit. That's why it's called significant other. Sign/if/I/can't.
    Follow me for more marriage tips!
  • You know there's no official training for trash collectors?<br/>
They just pick things up as they go along!Upload to Facebook
    You know there's no official training for trash collectors?
    They just pick things up as they go along!
  • Somewhere in Antilia:<br/>
Neeta Ben: Aare Mukess Bhai, one of the taps in bathroom number 238 is leaking. Do you have plumber nu number?<br/>
Mukesh Bhai: Na! Maare Paas Nahi Che!<br/>
Neeta Ben: Useless you are!<br/>
*Reliance buys Just Dial for Rs. 5710 crores*Upload to Facebook
    Somewhere in Antilia:
    Neeta Ben: Aare Mukess Bhai, one of the taps in bathroom number 238 is leaking. Do you have plumber nu number?
    Mukesh Bhai: Na! Maare Paas Nahi Che!
    Neeta Ben: Useless you are!
    *Reliance buys Just Dial for Rs. 5710 crores*
  • We all have the power to change at least one thing a day.<br/>
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Please make it your underwear!Upload to Facebook
    We all have the power to change at least one thing a day.
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    Please make it your underwear!
  • Which branch of the military accepts toddlers?<br/>
The infantry!Upload to Facebook
    Which branch of the military accepts toddlers?
    The infantry!
  • Fake Love: I love you, you are my life. You are my world.<br/>
True Love: Block, Unblock, Block, Unblock...!Upload to Facebook
    Fake Love: I love you, you are my life. You are my world.
    True Love: Block, Unblock, Block, Unblock...!
  • Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?<br/>
You just have to listen varicosely!Upload to Facebook
    Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
    You just have to listen varicosely!
  • 6:30 is the best time on a clock...<br/>
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hands down!Upload to Facebook
    6:30 is the best time on a clock...
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    hands down!
  • Exaggerations have become an epidemic.<br/>
They went up by a million percent last year!Upload to Facebook
    Exaggerations have become an epidemic.
    They went up by a million percent last year!
  • My wife had her driving test today. She got 8 out of 10.<br/>
The other 2 jumped out of the way!Upload to Facebook
    My wife had her driving test today. She got 8 out of 10.
    The other 2 jumped out of the way!
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