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![Behind every 'Successful' businessman... there is a Nationalised Bank!]()
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![`Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing,` I said to my wife.<br/>
She said, `Wear your own then!`]()
Upload to Facebook "Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing," I said to my wife.
She said, "Wear your own then!" -
![Missing someone is a terrible feeling.<br/>
Ask any sniper!]()
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![Dentists always ask dumb questions like `When's the last time you flossed?`<br/>
Like bro, you were there. You did it!]()
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![I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships.<br/>
I took gold, silver, and bronze!]()
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![I got tired of being judged for going bald so I went out and bought a cheap wig.<br/>
It was a small price toupee!]()
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![The wife was checking her husband's phone and saw a contact named COVID-19, she called the number and her own phone rang.<br/>
And the husband is now isolated!]()
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And the husband is now isolated! -
![A man was brought to court in connection with a street accident.<br/>
Lawyer: How did you cause the accident?<br/>
Man: Which accident?<br/>
Lawyer: The accident for which you are in court now.<br/>
Man: I had fallen asleep before the accident happened. If I had been awake I could tell you!]()
Upload to Facebook A man was brought to court in connection with a street accident.
Lawyer: How did you cause the accident?
Man: Which accident?
Lawyer: The accident for which you are in court now.
Man: I had fallen asleep before the accident happened. If I had been awake I could tell you! -
![I was in a taxi the other day and the driver said 'do you mind if I put some music on?'<br/>
I said, `Not at all.`
He said, `Kiss?`<br/>
I said, `Let's listen to the music first and see how we feel!`]()
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I said, "Not at all." He said, "Kiss?"
I said, "Let's listen to the music first and see how we feel!" -
![I've got a German friend who's a sound technician.<br/>
I've got a Czech one too. Czech one too!]()
Upload to Facebook I've got a German friend who's a sound technician.
I've got a Czech one too. Czech one too!
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