| Exaggerations have become an epidemic. They went up by a million percent last year! |
| My wife had her driving test today. She got 8 out of 10. The other 2 jumped out of the way! |
| Behind every 'Successful' businessman... there is a Nationalised Bank! |
| "Your underwear is much too tight and very revealing," I said to my wife. She said, "Wear your own then!" |
| Missing someone is a terrible feeling. Ask any sniper! |
| Dentists always ask dumb questions like `When's the last time you flossed?` Like bro, you were there. You did it! |
| I once entered the world kleptomaniac championships. I took gold, silver, and bronze! |
| I got tired of being judged for going bald so I went out and bought a cheap wig. It was a small price toupee! |
| The wife was checking her husband's phone and saw a contact named COVID-19, she called the number and her own phone rang. And the husband is now isolated! |
| A man was brought to court in connection with a street accident. Lawyer: How did you cause the accident? Man: Which accident? Lawyer: The accident for which you are in court now. Man: I had fallen asleep before the accident happened. If I had been awake I could tell you! |
