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![Every morning when I leave the house for work, I get hit by the same bike. Every morning!<br/>
What a vicious cycle!]()
Upload to Facebook Every morning when I leave the house for work, I get hit by the same bike. Every morning!
What a vicious cycle! -
![India: Parents have 2-3 kids.<br/>
USA: Kids have 2-3 parents!]()
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USA: Kids have 2-3 parents! -
![I don't need cardio, a simple stare from my wife will get my heart rate up to burn calories!]()
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![I tried getting a doctor's appointment today. They said to me `How about 10 tomorrow`?<br/>
I said, `Just one is enough!`]()
Upload to Facebook I tried getting a doctor's appointment today. They said to me "How about 10 tomorrow"?
I said, "Just one is enough!" -
![They say lonely women love it when men give them company. So when I saw a beautiful lady eating alone, I sat next to her and tried to introduce myself. But she started screaming and asked me to get out of her car.<br/>
Women are difficult to comprehend!]()
Upload to Facebook They say lonely women love it when men give them company. So when I saw a beautiful lady eating alone, I sat next to her and tried to introduce myself. But she started screaming and asked me to get out of her car.
Women are difficult to comprehend! -
![Now I know why Jeff Bezos got a divorce?<br/>
He needed more space!]()
Upload to Facebook Now I know why Jeff Bezos got a divorce?
He needed more space! -
![How do two French guys share files electronically?<br/>
Pierre to Pierre network!]()
Upload to Facebook How do two French guys share files electronically?
Pierre to Pierre network! -
![4 CEOs of big beer companies meet for a drink.<br/>
The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller's president orders a Millers and the president of Amstel orders an Amstel.<br/>
When it is Heineken's president's turn to order he orders a soda.<br/>
Why didn't you order Heineken everyone asks?<br/>
Nah, he replies. If you guys aren't having a beer neither will I!]()
Upload to Facebook 4 CEOs of big beer companies meet for a drink.
The president of Budweiser orders a Bud. Miller's president orders a Millers and the president of Amstel orders an Amstel.
When it is Heineken's president's turn to order he orders a soda.
Why didn't you order Heineken everyone asks?
Nah, he replies. If you guys aren't having a beer neither will I! -
![Me: I never had the pleasure of meeting you.<br/>
She: Come on, we have met thrice before.<br/>
Me: Yes, but I never had the pleasure!]()
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She: Come on, we have met thrice before.
Me: Yes, but I never had the pleasure! -
![I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.<br/>
All it was doing was gathering dust!]()
Upload to Facebook I finally decided to sell my vacuum cleaner.
All it was doing was gathering dust!
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