| Illness is the most heeded of doctors: to goodness and wisdom we only make promises; pain we obey. ~Marcel Proust |
| Like everybody else, when I don't know what else to do, I seem to go in for catching colds. ~George Jean Nathan |
| Be careful about reading health books. You may die of a misprint. ~Mark Twain |
| The trouble with always trying to preserve the health of the body is that it is so difficult to do without destroying the health of the mind. ~G.K. Chesterton |
| There's lots of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it. ~Josh Billings |
| Physical ills are the taxes laid upon this wretched life; some are taxed higher, and some lower, but all pay something. ~Lord Chesterfield |
| A good laugh and a long sleep are the best cures in the doctor's book. ~Irish Proverb |
| Sickness is the vengeance of nature for the violation of her laws. ~Charles Simmons |
| I think you might dispense with half your doctors if you would only consult Dr. Sun more. ~Henry Ward Beecher |
| My own prescription for health is less paperwork and more running barefoot through the grass. ~Terri Guillemets |