| I love the rain - it washes memories off the sidewalk of life. |
| Close your eyes and pretend it's all a bad dream. That's how I get by. |
| If you ain't first you're last. |
| There is no way in this whole wide world, I would ever, ever, ever, I mean never, kiss a frog. Yuck! |
| Time is the best author. It always writes the perfect ending. |
| I hate losing more than I love winning. |
| Harry are you in there? I hope you're not using the toilet, it's broken. |
| I don't want a turbo penis. I like your medium soft one. |
| Where's the entrance to the exit? |
| Not all treasure is silver and gold, mate. |