Glasses require your ears and your nose to do your eyes a favour! |
Refusing to admit you were wrong because you think it will make you look dumb, oftentimes makes you look even dumber! |
Two things which everyone hates: 1. The change. 2. The way things are. |
Blessed are constipated for they don't give a sh*t! |
It doesn't matter how calm and relaxing the sound of your alarm is, you'll eventually end up hating it! |
Why are fish so easy to weigh. Because they come with their own scales! |
Why is it a bad idea to iron your four-leaf clover? Because you shouldn't press your luck! |
I wish my nervous system could be a confidence system just once! |
The biggest income of 2021 will be: Securely taking all our family members and friends along with us to 2022! |
What do you call a pencil that doesn't work? Pointless! |