| Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work. |
| Caught between the right wing fascists and the 'no-holds barred' faction, the moderates are in danger of losing their voice. |
| Many people think that taking selfies is just ridiculous. I'm kind of letting them know, Yes, it is ridiculous, but it's all fun. |
| I wish I had the Batman thing where people didn't know I was Bruce Wayne. |
| When you fall into a woman's arms, see that you don't fall into her hands. |
| Nothing can bring you happiness but yourself. |
| Progress is the attraction that moves humanity. |
| Most people are about as happy as they make up their mind to be. |
| The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around. |
| Language is wine upon the lips. |
