| Progress is the attraction that moves humanity. |
| Most people are about as happy as they make up their mind to be. |
| The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the second time around. |
| Language is wine upon the lips. |
| When will they abolish entertainment tax? Because we are soon becoming an educational industry (thanks to the Censor Board). |
| Happiness can be found in the darkest of times when only one remembers to turn on the light. |
| If nothing ever changed, there'd be no butterflies. |
| When the rich wage war it's the poor who die. |
| Everyone thinks a woman's dream is to find the perfect man... Balls... it's to eat everything without getting fat! |
| What is gossip but unsubstantiated rumor? People are universally interested in gossip. I think gossip is just news running ahead of itself in a red satin dress. |