I would make a terrible magician... because I can't make my wife disappear. |
The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they're right if you love to be with them all the time. |
Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterwards. |
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with the same person. |
Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to his success. |
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that causes all the trouble. |
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. |
Marriage is a bribe to make a housekeeper think she's a householder. |
Our marriage works because we each carry clubs of equal weight and size. |
Marriage is three parts love and seven parts forgiveness of sins. |