Every man needs a woman when his life is a mess, because just like the game of chess the queen protects the king. |
Women are more patient, more tolerant than men. Men are very impatient and very intolerant. Women are less violent than men. Women don't commit murders; it is the man who commits murders, who wages crusades, who is always getting ready for war, who invents all kinds of deadly weapons - atomic bombs, nuclear weapons. The woman is completely out of this whole game of death. |
When a woman gives a man a gift, she's saying, ""I care about you. |
A man who will not lie to a woman has very little consideration for her feelings. |
A strong man can handle a strong woman. A weak man will say she has an attitude. |
Every woman deserves a man who loves and respects her...and every man deserves a woman who appreciates his efforts. |
A woman has got to love a bad man once or twice in her life, to be thankful for a good one. |
If women are expected to do the same work as men, we must teach them the same things. |
Here's all you have to know about men and women: women are crazy, men are stupid. And the main reason women are crazy is that men are stupid. |
A man is as good as he has to be, and a woman is as bad as she dares. |