| It frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. |
| If you make money your god, it will plague you like the devil. |
| I'm so poor I can't even pay attention. |
| There are people who have money and people who are rich. |
| They deem me mad because I will not sell my days for gold; and I deem them mad because they think my days have a price. |
| One of the very nicest things about life is the way we must regularly stop whatever it is we are doing and devote our attention to eating. |
| Money often costs too much. |
| Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy you the kind of misery you prefer. |
| There are a handful of people whom money won't spoil, and we count ourselves among them. |
| Women prefer men who have something tender about them - especially the legal kind. |