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![A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running!]()
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~ Groucho MarxA hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running! -
![Here's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet.]()
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~ Groucho MarxHere's to our wives and girlfriends...may they never meet. -
![Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.c]()
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~ Groucho MarxPolitics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.c -
![Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies.]()
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~ Groucho MarxPolitics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. -
~ Groucho MarxBehind every successful man is a woman, behind her is his wife. -
![If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere.]()
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~ Groucho MarxIf a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere. -
![I intend to live forever, or die trying.]()
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~ Groucho MarxI intend to live forever, or die trying. -
![Only one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women.]()
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~ Groucho MarxOnly one man in a thousand is a leader of men - the other 999 follow women. -
![Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse.]()
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~ Groucho MarxPaying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse. -
~ Groucho MarxSome people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.
