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~ Groucho MarxSome people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere. -
![I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book.]()
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~ Groucho MarxI find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. -
~ Groucho MarxThe secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made. -
![Marriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution?]()
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~ Groucho MarxMarriage is a wonderful institution, but who wants to live in an institution? -
![Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.]()
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~ Groucho MarxThose are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. -
~ Groucho MarxPolitics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies. -
~ Groucho MarxHumour is reason gone mad. -
~ Groucho MarxI've been around so long, I knew Doris Day before she was a virgin. -
~ Groucho MarxMan does not control his own fate. The women in his life do that for him. -
~ Groucho MarxI think women are sexy when they got some clothes on. And if later they take them off then you've triumphed.
Somebody once said it's what you don't see you're interested in, and this is true.
