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~ Groucho MarxIt frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. -
~ Groucho MarxThe only real laughter comes from despair. -
~ Groucho MarxOnly one man in a thousand is a leader of men -- the other 999 follow women. -
~ Groucho MarxMilitary intelligence is a contradiction in terms. -
![Only one man in 1,000 is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women.]()
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~ Groucho MarxOnly one man in 1,000 is a leader of men. The other 999 follow women. -
![Those are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others.]()
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~ Groucho MarxThose are my principles, and if you don't like them... well, I have others. -
![I refuse to join any club that would have me as a member.]()
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~ Groucho MarxI refuse to join any club that would have me as a member. -
![A man's only as old as the woman he feels.]()
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~ Groucho MarxA man's only as old as the woman he feels. -
~ Groucho MarxMoney frees you from doing things you dislike. Since I dislike doing nearly everything, money is handy. -
~ Groucho MarxI remember the first time I had sex - I kept the receipt.
