| A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B. |
| Politics, it seems to me, for years, or all too long, has been concerned with right or left instead of right or wrong. |
| A good leader is a person who takes a little more than his share of the blame and a little less than his share of the credit. |
| Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its opponents blame it for the drought. |
| Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other. |
| Leadership is the art of getting someone else to do something you want done because he wants to do it. |
| A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government. |
| Those who are too smart to engage in politics are punished by being governed by those who are dumber. |
| Voters don't decide issues, they decide who will decide issues. |
| Apparently, a democracy is a place where numerous elections are held at great cost without issues and with interchangeable candidates. |