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  • What did the Indian cricket fan say to the Pakistani cricket fan after the match?<br />
You're a great sport... when you lose!Upload to Facebook
    What did the Indian cricket fan say to the Pakistani cricket fan after the match?
    You're a great sport... when you lose!
  • Wimbledon tells us how the British want the world to think about them, and Football tells us how they actually are!Upload to Facebook
    Wimbledon tells us how the British want the world to think about them, and Football tells us how they actually are!
  • For those missing their Golf during the lockdown.<br/>
Marie biscuits have 18 holes too. Cup it!Upload to Facebook
    For those missing their Golf during the lockdown.
    Marie biscuits have 18 holes too. Cup it!
  • A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking towards his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.<br/>

`I'm an attorney,` the wincing man said, `and this is going to cost you $5000.`<br/>

`I'm sorry, I'm really sorry,` the concerned golfer replied. `But I did yell 'fore'.`<br/>

`I'll take it,` the attorney said!Upload to Facebook
    A golfer hooked his tee shot over a hill and onto the next fairway. Walking towards his ball, he saw a man lying on the ground, groaning with pain.
    "I'm an attorney," the wincing man said, "and this is going to cost you $5000."
    "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry," the concerned golfer replied. "But I did yell 'fore'."
    "I'll take it," the attorney said!
  • Nadal was French Open Champion in 2005.<br/>
Since then, most of us got married, had kids, struggled in our respective careers, managed to get a decent earning, gained weight, greyed hair.<br/>
This is 2020 and Nadal is still the French Open Champion.<br/><br/>

Some people will never progress in life!Upload to Facebook
    Nadal was French Open Champion in 2005.
    Since then, most of us got married, had kids, struggled in our respective careers, managed to get a decent earning, gained weight, greyed hair.
    This is 2020 and Nadal is still the French Open Champion.

    Some people will never progress in life!
  • It takes a lot of balls to golf as I do!Upload to Facebook
    It takes a lot of balls to golf as I do!
  • Where do ghouls and ghosts play their golf?<br/>
On a golf corpse!Upload to Facebook
    Where do ghouls and ghosts play their golf?
    On a golf corpse!
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
The best person to play golf with is someone who is always a little worse than you are!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    The best person to play golf with is someone who is always a little worse than you are!
  • Do you know why there are 18 holes on a golf course?<br/>
Because that's how long it took the Scotts who invented the game to finish their bottle of whiskey!Upload to Facebook
    Do you know why there are 18 holes on a golf course?
    Because that's how long it took the Scotts who invented the game to finish their bottle of whiskey!
  • Scientific fact:<br/>
New golf balls have a strong attraction to water, and the power of the attraction is directly proportionate to how much the balls cost!Upload to Facebook
    Scientific fact:
    New golf balls have a strong attraction to water, and the power of the attraction is directly proportionate to how much the balls cost!
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