| A brick could be used as a measurement of time. Yes, just think how stylish you'll look with a brick duct taped to your wrist! |
| A brick is to a blanket, as the moon is to Sun Tzu. Fear my fearlessness! |
| I never knew how much I missed pickles and pickle juice. It's like, an overwhelming feeling that I can't even explain. |
| A blanket could be drenched in water, frozen, and then enjoyed like a giant cotton popsicle by prisoners of a gulag, who might consider this a tasty treat compared to what they normally eat. |
| A blanket could be used as a duvet, in the fight against elitism. |
| Stuff that would be weird in the bright light of day just wasn't so much once you passed a certain hour. |
| I am weird, and you know what? That's OK. So are most interesting people. |
| People that are really very weird can get into sensitive positions and have a tremendous impact on history. |
| When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro. |
| Everyone's weird, I'm just a bit bizarre. |