Women SMS

  • Whenever I think I finally understand women's logic, my wife says things like she can't wear those shoes with those earrings!Upload to Facebook
    Whenever I think I finally understand women's logic, my wife says things like she can't wear those shoes with those earrings!
  • My wife's pretty awesome. Her car has reverse parking sensors, a rear-view camera and automatic park assist.<br/>
Still, she managed to hit a pole on the footpath!Upload to Facebook
    My wife's pretty awesome. Her car has reverse parking sensors, a rear-view camera and automatic park assist.
    Still, she managed to hit a pole on the footpath!
  • Dear Women,<br/>
Do you ever wonder what it feels like to be wrong?Upload to Facebook
    Dear Women,
    Do you ever wonder what it feels like to be wrong?
  • Women's memory itself was a nightmare for men.<br/>
Now they supplement it with screenshots as well.<br/>
Men don't stand a chance!Upload to Facebook
    Women's memory itself was a nightmare for men.
    Now they supplement it with screenshots as well.
    Men don't stand a chance!
  • My wife & her friends joined the gym together and started with three sets of vigorous selfies!Upload to Facebook
    My wife & her friends joined the gym together and started with three sets of vigorous selfies!
  • If women ruled the world, there would be no wars.<br/>
Just a number of countries not talking to each other!Upload to Facebook
    If women ruled the world, there would be no wars.
    Just a number of countries not talking to each other!
  • Dentist: You need a crown.<br/>
Girl: Finally, someone who understands me!Upload to Facebook
    Dentist: You need a crown.
    Girl: Finally, someone who understands me!
  • You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework.<br/>
You can't have both!<br/>
~ A MomUpload to Facebook
    You can either have a nice evening or you can help your child with their math homework.
    You can't have both!
    ~ A Mom
  • Pro Tip:<br/>
Don't ever trust a woman who says she's bad at remembering things!Upload to Facebook
    Pro Tip:
    Don't ever trust a woman who says she's bad at remembering things!
  • My wife has two cupboards full of 'I have nothing to wear'!Upload to Facebook
    My wife has two cupboards full of 'I have nothing to wear'!
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