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  • No bond is stronger than 2 girls hating the same person!Upload to Facebook
    No bond is stronger than 2 girls hating the same person!
  • Independent, educated women are mostly...<br/>
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dependent on their uneducated maids!Upload to Facebook
    Independent, educated women are mostly...
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    dependent on their uneducated maids!
  • Fact:<br/>
Behind every successful man, there is a woman.<br/><br/>

Truth:<br/>
Because women don't follow unsuccessful men!Upload to Facebook
    Fact:
    Behind every successful man, there is a woman.

    Truth:
    Because women don't follow unsuccessful men!
  • Independent women are mostly...<br/>
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dependent on their maids!Upload to Facebook
    Independent women are mostly...
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    dependent on their maids!
  • A lady went to the doctor for her yearly physical exam. The nurse started with certain basics<br/>
Nurse: How much do you weigh?<br/>
Lady: 135<br/>
The nurse checked on the scale. It was 180.<br/>
Nurse: Your height?<br/>
Lady: 5 feet 4 inches.<br/>
The nurse checked and said it's 5 feet and 2 inches. The nurse then checked the lady's blood pressure and told it is very high.<br/>
Lady: Of course, it's high! When I came here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!Upload to Facebook
    A lady went to the doctor for her yearly physical exam. The nurse started with certain basics
    Nurse: How much do you weigh?
    Lady: 135
    The nurse checked on the scale. It was 180.
    Nurse: Your height?
    Lady: 5 feet 4 inches.
    The nurse checked and said it's 5 feet and 2 inches. The nurse then checked the lady's blood pressure and told it is very high.
    Lady: Of course, it's high! When I came here I was tall and slender! Now I'm short and fat!
  • Pro tips on how to win an argument:<br/>
1. Take birth as a girl.<br/>
2. That's it.Upload to Facebook
    Pro tips on how to win an argument:
    1. Take birth as a girl.
    2. That's it.
  • A study showed that women are not telling the truth when they say they love their kids more than husbands.<br/>
Because she can leave her kids all day with a female neighbour but will never leave her husband one minute with the same neighbour!Upload to Facebook
    A study showed that women are not telling the truth when they say they love their kids more than husbands.
    Because she can leave her kids all day with a female neighbour but will never leave her husband one minute with the same neighbour!
  • 20 things that women should stop wearing after the age of 30:<br/>
1-20: The weight of other people's expectations & judgements!Upload to Facebook
    20 things that women should stop wearing after the age of 30:
    1-20: The weight of other people's expectations & judgements!
  • The speed in which a woman says `nothing` when asked `what's wrong` is inversely proportional to the severity of the thunderstorm that's coming!Upload to Facebook
    The speed in which a woman says "nothing" when asked "what's wrong" is inversely proportional to the severity of the thunderstorm that's coming!
  • Women are pretty simple:<br/>
If you make a woman mad you have to apologize for being stupid;<br/>
And if she makes you mad you have to apologize for being mad!Upload to Facebook
    Women are pretty simple:
    If you make a woman mad you have to apologize for being stupid;
    And if she makes you mad you have to apologize for being mad!
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