Man have more hair on chest than woman; but on whole, woman have more. |
I was born with a deformed penis. As soon as sex is mentioned, it rears its ugly head. |
I've got a 12-inch penis, but I don't use it as a rule. |
Man who checks out woman's package, doesn't always work for UPS. |
A skeleton was trying to fart in a crowded place but in the end it couldn't because it had no guts. |
Everything is made in China. Except babies, they're made in Vagina! |
Boobs are like sodas, nobody likes them flat. |
Virginity is a big issue over a small tissue. |
The tan lines that girls get after sunbathing are almost like god came down and highlighted all the important parts. |
The "Bra Section" is the only place you fail if you get an A. |