| Man who mix Viagra and Laxative, doesn't know if he's coming or going. |
| Criminals who steal Viagra will face stiff penalties. |
| Couple who cross LSD with birth control pills, get a trip without the kids. |
| I'm taking Viagra and drinking prune juice. I don't know if I'm coming or going. |
| Viagra now available in powder form to put in tea; does nothing for erections but stops your biscuit from going soft. |
| The best contraceptive is a glass of cold water: not before or after, but instead. |
| Did you ever notice that everyone in favor of birth control has already been born? |
| Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion |
| Virginity can be cured |
| We all know that wonderful new pill as Viagara, but the scientific term for it is: Mycoxafloppin |