Autocorrect still thinks I want to say 'duck' 12 times a day! |
Every dog has his day but the nights belong to pusses. |
Virginity: A big issue over a small tissue! |
Sometimes opportunity knocks at the door, other times knock on the door spoils an opportunity! |
The only way to have safe sex is to abstain... from drinking. |
If you force sex on a prostitute, is it rape or shoplifting? |
The difference between Niagara and Viagra is that Niagara Falls! |
I almost had a threesome last night, all I needed was two more people. |
I use to be fucking stupid, but then we broke up... |
I suffer from a sexually transmitted disease... children. |