| A prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash. |
| Hard work is the keyhole to sexaphone. |
| One who farts in church sits in one's own pew. |
| "Artificial Insemination" is procreation without recreation. |
| Men have more hair on chest than woman but women have more on the hole. |
| Being a "good listener" just means you're can wait a little longer for some pussy. |
| Men are like cement. After getting laid, they take a long time to get hard. |
| Pubic hair is just organic dental floss. |
| Don't drink and park - accidents cause people. |
| It take many nails to build a crib but only one screw to fill it. |