| Crack found in man's buttocks. |
| If your girl is still a virgin, respect her enough and keep it that away. |
| Don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die. |
| Woman who fall in love with elevator operator, usually get the shaft. |
| The most expensive meal you ever eat is pussy! |
| Passionate kiss like spider's web soon lead to undoing of fly. |
| Snow White is sitting on Pinocchio's face and she says "tell me a lie" |
| Boys are like mascara, they run on the first sign of emotion. |
| A girl's best asset is her 'lie' ability. |
| Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face. |