Crossing dinosaur with a pig, will make Jurassic Pork. |
Squirrel who runs up a woman's leg does not find nuts. |
Men who put cream in tart, not always a baker. |
He who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end! |
New wives are like computers, they go down unexpectedly. |
If your girlfriend starts smoking, slow down and use a lubricant. |
A transvestite is a man who likes to eat, drink and be Mary. |
Girl who douches with vinegar walk around with sour puss. |
Gaseous clouds have been detected around Uranus. |
Company who makes women's vibrators is called, Genital Electric. |