| Girl who sits on Judge's lap gets honourable discharge. |
| Virginity is not dignity, it's lack of opportunity. |
| Marriage is like taking a bath. After you've been in it for a while, it isn't so hot. |
| It takes many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it. |
| Man that is stuck in pantry has his ass in jam. |
| Girl who is wallflower at party is dandelion in bed. |
| Man who farts in church sits in his own pew! |
| Crowded elevator always smell different to midget. |
| A hard on does not count as personal growth. |
| A chicken is the result of a sitting hen, while a baby is the result of a standing cock. |