| He who buries a man's wife alive, should not expect to sit at that man's dinner table without the subject coming up. |
| Man who behaves like an ass will be the butt of those who crack jokes. |
| Man with five dicks will have pants that fit like a glove. |
| When wife complain too much about no magic in marriage, husband will disappear. |
| A mistress lies between a mister and a mattress. |
| Prostitute who likes bondage is usually strapped for cash. |
| A penis is the only thing that a woman hopes she will find hard to handle. |
| Since a lawyer joined our nudist colony, he hasn't had a suit. |
| Guys are like roses, watch out for the pricks. |
| The best way to make your wife's panties wet every day is to do the laundry. |