| Wife is not part of furniture, until screwed on bed. |
| "Patience" is a naked woman lying down with her legs apart under a banana tree. |
| A male gynaecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car. |
| Whether or not sex is better than pot, depends on the pusher. |
| I am not a slut. It's just hard to say NO. |
| When the lights are out, all women are beautiful. |
| Despite the old saying, 'Don't take your troubles to bed', many men still sleep with their wives! |
| You cannot produce a baby in one month by impregnating nine women. |
| There are 3 stages of sex in a man's life: Tri Weekly, Try Weekly, and Try Weakly. |
| I tried phone sex once, but the holes in the dialer were too small... |