Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere... but call it a haemorrhoid when it's in your butt? |
Silence doesn't mean your sexual performance left her speechless! |
Are golf balls as painful as athlete's foot? |
Life is sexually transmitted. |
He was a very clumsy lover... so the girl had to put him in her place. |
Woman who stay on bedspring too long get offsprings! |
Multitasking: Screwing up several things at once... |
When two's company, three's the result. |
I used to work at a bra factory, but it went bust. |
If there were a 'Bi-Sexual Pride' parade, would it go both ways? |