A flying saucer is the result of a nudist spilling his coffee. |
Good sex can correct poor posture or at least make it stand up straight. |
Nurse who goes missing at beach, can be found under the doc. |
Why do they call it a "One Night Stand" when you're horizontal most of the time? |
You know you're ugly when a nymphomaniac tells you, Let's just be friends. |
Big cats can be dangerous, and a little pussy never hurt anybody. |
Every girl is beautiful, just depends on how much light there is. |
There was a fire at the Viagra factory last night. It went up in no time. |
Clothes make a man. Naked people have little or no influence in society. |
Best way to make wife's panties wet every day, is to do the laundry. |