| Love at first sight: Two very horny, not very particular people when they first meet. |
| He who light the fuse of love, get big bang. |
| Fuck a girl & she'll love you... Love a girl & she'll fuck you! |
| Civilized people need love for full sexual satisfaction |
| Love is not the dying moan of a distant violin- it's the triumphant twang of a bedspring |
| I am skilled at the art of love. I just wish I had a bigger paintbrush |
| Make love not war because Condoms are cheaper than Guns! |
| A girl who opens her hands receives gifts. Who opens her heart receives love. Who opens her legs receives HAPPENIS. |
| Honeymoon Salad: Lettuce alone, with no dressing. |
| Love is the answer, but while you are waiting for the answer sex raises some pretty good questions. |